The Gravel Dragon

HERE IS THE TRUE STORY! 

I HIT MYSELF ON THE FOREHEAD AND SAID TO MYSELF IN 1979, THIS ROADSTUF WORKS, (USING ROADSTUF WE BUILT A ROAD THRU A SWAMP!)
SOME PEOPLE CALLED IT A BEDSHEET CAUSE THEN, IT WAS SNOW WHITE. NOW ITS BLACK.
SOME PEOPLE SAID I WAS CRAZY FOR BUYING THAT ROADSTUF! NOW ITS USED EVERYWHERE, EVEN BY WEST VIRGINIA DEPT. OF HIGHWAYS UNDER EVERY INCH OF US-19 FOUR LANE (I-64 TO I-79) AND ALL NEW HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION ALMOST "N" EVERY STATE IN AMERICA.
HIGHWAY PEOPLE NOW SAY THAT YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU DON'T USE ROADSTUF ON YOUR DRIVEWAY, ROAD, OR JUST TO PATCH A HUGE POTHOLE. ROADSTUF KEEPS THE MUD FROM DRAG "N" YOUR GRAVEL DOWN. YOU SAVE MONEY CAUSE YOU DON'T LOSE AS MUCH GRAVEL AND YOU DO NOT KEEP BUYING GRAVEL EVERY YEAR OR SO TO PUT IN SOFT PLACES OR POTHOLES.
THEY CALL IT GEEOTEXTILES BUT WE CALL IT ROADSTUF CAUSE WE LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN. IS THAT CRAZY?

ANNNNND HERE'S HOW ROADSTUF WORKS.
YOU SEE, THE GRAVEL DRAGON HAS A MAZE OF CAVES HE LIVES IN AND ONE OF THESE CAVES IS UNDER YOUR DRIVEWAY, ROAD, OR HUGE POTHOLE. THAT'S HOW HE DOES HIS DIRTY DEED. HE DRAGS YOUR GRAVEL DOWN INTO THE MUD WITH THIS TOOL HE CALLS THE GRAVEL MAGNET.
BUT YOU CAN STOP THE GRAVEL DRAGON BY USING ROADSTUF UNDER YOUR GRAVEL. ROADSTUF STOPS THE GRAVEL DRAGON'S DIRTY DEEDS-KER-SAPP THE DRAGON IS SLEWED!
ROADSTUF IS SO TOUGH IT STOPS AND SLEWES THE GRAVEL DRAGON FOREVER AND EVER, AND THOSE WHO USE ROADSTUF LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
ROADSTUF WORKS! THAT AIN'T CRAZY...ITS A FACT!

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CRAIGSVILLE ODTUT,
WEST VIRGINIA 26205